Keep Staring Hoodie

“Keep Staring, I May Let You Rub It” Hoodie

Warning: This hoodie may cause excessive staring. 👀
Whether you're flaunting your fabulous bald head or just feeling cheeky, this cozy go-to hoodie delivers the perfect blend of comfort, sass, and statement-making style.

Made with a soft, air-jet spun cotton blend and a front pouch pocket for all your chill-day essentials, it’s the kind of hoodie that hugs you back—and turns heads while doing it. Pair it with your confidence and a little attitude, and you're golden. 😉

Why you’ll love it:

• Bold, flirty phrase that keeps the vibes fun

• Super soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend with reduced pilling (because smooth is the move)

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord for max cozy

• Front pouch pocket = hands warm, snacks stashed

• Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for a comfy, stay-put fit
  

Soft. Smooth. Slightly suggestive. Just how you like your hoodie.  💋🔥

🔹 Note: The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties. The Natural color may have subtle dark speckles.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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